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> Looks like i never properly introduced myself, Hobbes the Magnificent
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post Jan 13 2010, 02:23 AM
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That's right! I am hobbes the Magnificent!

I do impersonations from Arnold to the transformer transormation sound to Goose after eating an enchilada topped off with prune juice and loudog poop.

I currently reside on your face and my job is pimple popper. I'd encourage you to stop eating all that junk food while you play your gaydungeons and gaydragons game so that my job may be easier during my stay on your face.

My starcraft level variates from a C rank 4 pool to a D- terran late game.

In 1950's i was Superman, in the 1980's i was Batman. Today, i am SuperBatman&Robin. My one weakness: Chuck Norris.

I am your local vent recorder and will play back anything embarassing that you may say, so feel free to come by to our vent channel and talk about your flacid you-know-what and how you like to stick things up your you-know-where. We won't tell...

How did I get here?

Was on the toilet with my ipod touch. Got curious if anyone did free for all or team game commentaries. Went on youtube. Found greth's videos. Learned about neobowman. Wanted to be famous and get into a Greth commentary. Wiped butt and flushed toilet. Signed up to sc2gg.com. Hi!

And that's the end of that tale.


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I think if there was a vote it would probably be linked to a phpBB forum created last Wednesday with 19 registered users and one post besides the poll thread from your mom calling you to dinner.

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I'll just thank whatever god you'll deem worthy that you haven't landed on TL.net.

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P.S. If you didn't like us shitting all over your desk, you can go fuck yourself.

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Did you even consider what it means when someone pays for a server? Doesn't it mean that this would be the guy that is pretty important; hell, in some cases he might actually be an admin! Holy shit! Maybe I can be a little nice to him! After all, it's not like I'm going to be a complete moron and call him out, insult him and tell him 'to do a little research'.

HEY RADIVEL...YOUR FACE!!! DO A LITTLE RESEARCH!

...Don't hurt me!


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Translation: "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

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SCSoulSeeker
post Jan 13 2010, 02:31 AM
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Welcome! I can tell we could be friends!! tongue.gif
Hope you enjoy your stay
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post Jan 13 2010, 03:11 AM
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Erm.
I see.

Hi!


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post Jan 14 2010, 12:24 AM
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Wow, someone more shameless than me? We'll get along swimmingly.


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post Feb 27 2010, 05:31 PM
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I'm pretty sure I saw this guy on some gay website before.
My friends played a prank on me and made my homepage a gay porn website, and I recall reading "...hobbes..." or "...dirty italian..." somewhere on the front page.

Hmm.


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post Feb 27 2010, 05:32 PM
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Oh for the love of god stop bumping old threads ty.


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post Apr 8 2010, 11:04 AM
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post Apr 8 2010, 11:19 AM
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lol tongue.gif


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post Apr 8 2010, 11:28 PM
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I'm now gona try and bump this thread up whenever it gets down.
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post Apr 8 2010, 11:47 PM
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You have a tendency to bring things down, Soul, especially when it pertains to a woman's sex drive

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post Apr 9 2010, 11:46 PM
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TLDR.


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post Apr 10 2010, 01:52 AM
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QUOTE (neobowman @ Apr 9 2010, 07:46 PM) *
TLDR.

what? lol

edit: oh right i remember too long didn't read..
who made a long post though?

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post Apr 10 2010, 03:56 AM
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Uhh, the OP


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post Apr 13 2010, 01:28 PM
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welcome


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post Apr 14 2010, 08:14 PM
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HEY!

GET OUT!


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Some of Greths shining moments:
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I think if there was a vote it would probably be linked to a phpBB forum created last Wednesday with 19 registered users and one post besides the poll thread from your mom calling you to dinner.

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I'll just thank whatever god you'll deem worthy that you haven't landed on TL.net.

QUOTE
P.S. If you didn't like us shitting all over your desk, you can go fuck yourself.

QUOTE
Did you even consider what it means when someone pays for a server? Doesn't it mean that this would be the guy that is pretty important; hell, in some cases he might actually be an admin! Holy shit! Maybe I can be a little nice to him! After all, it's not like I'm going to be a complete moron and call him out, insult him and tell him 'to do a little research'.

HEY RADIVEL...YOUR FACE!!! DO A LITTLE RESEARCH!

...Don't hurt me!


01000010011010010111010001100101001000000110110101111001001000000111001101101000
01101001011011100111100100100000011011010110010101110100011000010110110000100000
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1100001011100110111001100100001

Translation: "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

Don't believe me? Check it out: http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGrou...ary_To_Text.asp
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Ero_Sennin
post Apr 15 2010, 04:28 PM
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Now you're sounding like Deja, only his voice is much much much much much higher.

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post May 24 2010, 08:25 PM
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16th down to NUMBER 1 just like that.


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post May 24 2010, 09:23 PM
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It'll be #2 in a sec


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post May 24 2010, 09:57 PM
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1st again


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post May 25 2010, 09:34 AM
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Yes! Counter the counter post!

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