That's right! I am hobbes the Magnificent!

I do impersonations from Arnold to the transformer transormation sound to Goose after eating an enchilada topped off with prune juice and loudog poop.

I currently reside on your face and my job is pimple popper. I'd encourage you to stop eating all that junk food while you play your gaydungeons and gaydragons game so that my job may be easier during my stay on your face.

My starcraft level variates from a C rank 4 pool to a D- terran late game.

In 1950's i was Superman, in the 1980's i was Batman. Today, i am SuperBatman&Robin. My one weakness: Chuck Norris.

I am your local vent recorder and will play back anything embarassing that you may say, so feel free to come by to our vent channel and talk about your flacid you-know-what and how you like to stick things up your you-know-where. We won't tell...

How did I get here?

Was on the toilet with my ipod touch. Got curious if anyone did free for all or team game commentaries. Went on youtube. Found greth's videos. Learned about neobowman. Wanted to be famous and get into a Greth commentary. Wiped butt and flushed toilet. Signed up to sc2gg.com. Hi!

And that's the end of that tale.

Welcome! I can tell we could be friends!!
Hope you enjoy your stay

Erm.
I see.

Hi!

Wow, someone more shameless than me? We'll get along swimmingly.

I'm pretty sure I saw this guy on some gay website before.
My friends played a prank on me and made my homepage a gay porn website, and I recall reading "...hobbes..." or "...dirty italian..." somewhere on the front page.

Hmm.

Oh for the love of god stop bumping old threads ty.

bump

lol

I'm now gona try and bump this thread up whenever it gets down.

You have a tendency to bring things down, Soul, especially when it pertains to a woman's sex drive

TLDR.

what? lol

edit: oh right i remember too long didn't read..
who made a long post though?

Uhh, the OP

welcome

HEY!

GET OUT!

Now you're sounding like Deja, only his voice is much much much much much higher.

16th down to NUMBER 1 just like that.

It'll be #2 in a sec

1st again

Yes! Counter the counter post!